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Joke of the Day

"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."

"I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks..."

"How does a midget buy stuff With micro transactions"

"Do transformers buy car or life insurance?"

"* see weird traffic pattern * turns down radio * smoothly avoids gargantuan pothole * runs over sign saying avoid gargantuan pothole"

"I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday. Turned out to be a mist take."

"We need to stop ISIS. Then we can call them WASWAS."

"I slept with an acrobat once. She was lousy in bed. It was like Cirque de So-So lay."

"Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger."

"I'm enthralled by curling. No, not enthralled. What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia? That."