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"How does a midget buy stuff With micro transactions"
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"Have you heard that rumour about butter? I probably shouldn't spread it."
"If there's one good thing about the election of Trump, it's the greatly lowered odds of being attacked by Russia. After all, they're not going to key their own car."
"What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? ""Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"" Courtesy of my Nana."
"I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down."
"Things never heard before sex, ""Wait let me take off my crocs first"""
"If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?"