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Joke of the Day
"I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks..."
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"What do you call a vaping vegan? A steamed vegetable"
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks"
"what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? ""deez gutz"""
"People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."
"I'm married, yet the only person that willingly goes down on their knees in front of my crotch is a 72 year old suit tailor named Pablo."
"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"
"A teenage girl found out that she was pregnant. She thought to herself ""My mom's gonna kill me"". the newly formed embryo did the same."
"[Skype] ME: Finally I see your face and wow. HIM: [naked] Where are you?! ME: Starbucks. Wanna meet a few friends? They like your tweets."