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Joke of the Day
"I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday. Turned out to be a mist take."
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"A blind guy walks into a bar ... then a stool, then a chair..."
"I think the government just un-friended us."
"Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman."
"JIMMY THE BULB Q: How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'."
"I should have made a website called www.reallydontfit.com and posted all the pics of fat chicks wearing skinny clothes this weekend. @MaleHonesty86"
"What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? Crumbshots"
"The other day my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating... ...when I asked why, he said ""So I can finish the examination."""
"I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him."
"you read this wrong"