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Joke of the Day

"I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday. The news came out of the purple."

"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"

"Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late."

"I was about to make a sodium joke... but Na"

"The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?"

"How do you know Jesus was Jewish? He lived at home until he was 30. He went into his fathers business. He thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was god."

"I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she's been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars."

"Did You Know Willie Nelson Just Died? He was playing On The Road Again."

"Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat."

"I ate my dog because it ate my homework. Just kidding, I ate it because I'm Asian."