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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between marriage and identity theft? At least with identity theft you know you're getting fucked."

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind that's always shooting his mouth off."

"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"

"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."

"Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words."

"What do you call someone who is good at fishing? A Master Baiter."

"You have the circle if light, but what do you call the circle of death? A noose."

"I shot a black man the other day. Now I'm being charged for impersonating a police officer."

"You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse."

"What is Dracula's pornstar name? Vlad the Impaler"