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Joke of the Day
"I LOVE the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day."
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"all the sexy dinosaurs went extinct during the flirtatious period"
"Today I rented a prostitute... It was whore-ible"
"In the midst of all this negativity and hate please take comfort in remembering that I have a 5 star uber passenger rating"
"I showed up to run a marathon, but realized that I had forgotten my water bottle. I decided to run anyway... ... I finished in 3^st"
"What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast? Head Russian..."
"My buddy says he is the world's worst at self-deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong."
"Q: How do you make a peanut laugh? A: You crack it up."
"What's the difference between everyone and bullets Everyone misses Harambe. Don't know if this is a repost or not, just heard it from a friend."
"Why can't two elephants go swimming? -They only have one pair of trunks."