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Joke of the Day

"Ebay products are like sex You look at it online a lot but never see it in real life"

"The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen"

"What do you call a person who acts based on their feeling rather than logic? A girl on period."

"My wife died last week It's ironic because her zodiac symbol was cancer. She was killed by a giant crab"

"I had a threesome planned for Valentines Day... There were a couple of no-shows, but I had a good time anyway."

"She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks... It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster."

"You really have to respect the male pornstars They're always working hard"

"How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label."

"I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot."

"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"