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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system? Because he found mercury in it."
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"""I've never told a joke"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Always."""
"My father wants me to treat him like a king So I stabbed him while he was sleeping. The succession line has to go on, dad."
"New users will never know about the old Twitter. I'll tell them stories of it, and how I walked uphill both ways. In the snow."
"Why do men snore when they sleep on their back? Because their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock."
"I made up a joke: What did the physicist say to the Jedi? The mass * acceleration is strong with you."
"Incest: The Boardgame Fun for the whole family!"
"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay !!!"
"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"
"My favorite Kardashian is the one who dies first."