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Joke of the Day
"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"
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"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door."
"A lawyer walks into a bar... He passes."
"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"What kind of moron invented the fire blanket Surely fire is warm enough already?"
"Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark."
"This is rigged! Wife to Husband : Will you take me out for dinner in the evening? Your options are: A) Yes B) A C) B"
"What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car"
"What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men? A warden"