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Joke of the Day

"I made up a joke: What did the physicist say to the Jedi? The mass * acceleration is strong with you."

"Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman? Batman can go into a store without robin...."

"I almost had a threesome last night... Just needed two more people."

"Why can't you trust 8? cause she's a two-timin' four."

"What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B."

"I tried to explain what a double-entendre is But it's soooo hard"

"Today's laugh Every day I tell myself: ""Jack, you have to stop drinking"". Good thing my name ain't Jack!"

"What do you call a woman with no clitoris? It doesn't matter, she's not going to come."

"Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? because it did."

"Before you move to Canada after Trump gets elected, just know that it's May 13th and it's currently snowing here."