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Joke of the Day

"My favorite Kardashian is the one who dies first."

"Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call"

"Used to be a stoner..... but I got all of that out my system in high school."

"Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?"

"""We've isolated the gene for the long, drawn-out sigh!"" -Sighentists"

"You're in a bar and a guy throws a punch at you You can't even react back or TheFineBros will sue you."

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"

"I went on a date with a girl who said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I strapped her in the back of my Mercedes and drove into a wall."

"It's hard to take Star Trek's vision of the future seriously since everyone's not constantly on Twitter."