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Joke of the Day
"Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way"
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"I would walk over Lego's for you."
"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"
"Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?"
"Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters... ... they are into people before it's cool."
"From now on everyone should start saying ""No"" when asked to be put on hold."
"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."
"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"
"I had unprotected phone sex once... Now I have hearing aids."
"MEDIC: ""Put pressure on the wound!"" ME: ""Hey, wound! All the cool kids are drinking and you should too!"""