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Joke of the Day

"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"

"What did the Italian historian ask when he saw the original copies of one of the tragedian's greatest plays? Euripides?"

"What is a priest's favorite snack? Little boysenberries."

"What's white and drips from the cloud? The coming of the Lord."

"'God didn't create Adam and Winston', Says Tenn. Republican Does that mean Adam and Steve have broken up?!"

"After years of working in a hospital, I've become a bit of a germaphobe. I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married."

"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."

"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"

"""Putin's Assassination Attempt On Bob Costas Fails, Matt Lauer Next Target"" (Faux Onion headline. Follow on twitter @gizopizo)"

"Why did the atheist go to church? To use the Pokestop."