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Joke of the Day
"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"
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"Some guy just stole my wallet. He's now the poorest man in town."
"I broke up with my gym We were just not working out."
"ME: *pointing gun* Give me everything. WORKER: Sir, this is a pet shelter. ME: I know. *carried off into the sunset by a wave of animals*"
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am gonna eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"Ever fill a garbage bag, put your foot on it and stomped the hell out of it so it held 9 times what it's supposed to? Yoga pants explained."
"Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones? Because they should use protection to practice safe text"
"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."
"Who's the dankest pokemon? Vaporeon"