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Joke of the Day
"I would walk over Lego's for you."
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"The number one cause of teenage pregnancy is sluts."
"Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? To get to the other side."
"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."
"One day I hope to be rich enough where I don't feel compelled to refill my fountain soda before I leave a fast food establishment."
"Why do porn stars always talk the same way as they would to a pet? Insert punch line below if needed"
"Sometimes I'll purposely spill gravy on my pants to give me an excuse to leave early. The real trick is sneaking the gravy into church."
"[job interview] How would you improve our business? ""Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."""
"Nintendo managed something astonishing in this week's Nintendo Direct announcements... People finally gave a shit about Cloud based gaming."
"Did you hear about the lumberjack who lost his job? They gave him the axe, he just couldn't hack it."