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Joke of the Day
"What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom? They take an aspie"
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"Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it."
"My niece told me this joke and I thought it was great! Knock knock! -Who's there? -The interrupting Cow -The interr..... -MOOOOO!"
"What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft."
"Ur hot plz marry me. *no reply* OH MY GOSH SORRY FOR THE POCKET TEXT LMAO"
"According to my bank account, I'm Rich! Rich Anderson, the name of the man whose identity I stole."
"Why do watermelons have water in Them? Because they are planted in the spring!"
"A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, ""Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."" The server says, ""We don't serve polar bear here."" The Polar Bear says, ""Oh Thank God."""
"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"
"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"". There so stupid."