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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a big debate. A *Mass-Debate*"
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"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."
"What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!"
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... when they see a little boy walking towards them. The priest says, ""Hey, let's go fuck that little boy over there!"" The rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"This person told me ""When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"" Alas, swine flu."
"Yo mama so fat ...I find myself attracted to her in a very sexual way. Is she seeing anyone?"
"What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath? One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole"
"Why do Scottish men have long skinny dicks? Because they're tight fisted wankers."
"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"
"Girls holding hands with gay guys, you don't fool me. Oh that's your bf. You still don't fool me."