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Joke of the Day
"When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?"
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"your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig"
"Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?"
"Ukraine asks Russia to leave... Russia replies, ""Crimea river."""
"Everyone prepare yourself for National ""How is it May already?"" Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet."
"I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare."
"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"
"Kelly Ayotte says ""Donald Trump is absolutely a role model for kids."" She's right, kids don't pay taxes either."
"Your mom is so ugly... ... That she committed suicide and the devil sent her right back."
"2-year-old: The dog tastes like dirt. Me: Don't lick the dog. 2: He licked me first."