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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo one time and all they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu."
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"Someone should create a Trump parody Twitter account... That only retweets all the stuff he actually posts"
"My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face."
"Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way -- unique up on him."
"How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees? In Jeff Pesos."
"""Cool hand, Luke."" - Darth Vader, enviously"
"When your world is falling apart, when it seems like things can't get any worse, please remember...I don't give a shit."
"Imagine William Shatner -Knock knock. -Who's there? - Genghis -Genghis who? -KHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!"
"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"
"According to Proactiv commercials, people with acne are incapable of being happy AND finding love. Tough break, mutants."