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Joke of the Day
"""Cool hand, Luke."" - Darth Vader, enviously"
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"Why don't old men like old women? Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls."
"Two foot fetishists are sitting in the back of a police van. One turns to the other says: ""I think we got off on the wrong foot."""
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger"
"What does a dishonest frog say? FIBBET"
"My wife was pissed when I slept through a burglary last night We got caught, and I woke up during mug shots."
"There's a sticky penis on my doormat... It must've come in the post."
"Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin."
"Sometimes I feel like a pelican Whichever way I look, I can see a huge bill.."