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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way -- unique up on him."
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"King splits his kingdom to his three sons... Hell yeah, said the fourth..."
"I knew you were trouble when you said you didn't drink."
"So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title"
"What's a dog's favorite chip? Ruffles :)"
"if you see suicide squad be sure to stay after the credits. lots of people leave half empty containers of popcorn and you can just have them"
"70's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits -50's kids"
"Amazing statistic. The new U2 album is the most deleted record in history."
"I don't like adulting... ...just kidding."
"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, I wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor."