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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way -- unique up on him."
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"As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, ""Push!"" I was convinced it was a Pull door."
"A girl from the office is trying to get me fired for sexual harassment because I've been giving her ""inappropriate massages during work"" I said, Good luck sweetheart. I don't even work here."
"So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says ""hey, why the wrong face?"""
"Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, ""My heart is in Oregon."" She replied, ""I know what a heart is!"""
"Used to go out with a girl who'd punch me in the face each time she had an orgasm. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them."
"At the mortuary.. -How do you want to handle your mother in law? Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried? -All of them, lets not take any chances"
"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."
"Why was Jared Fogle upset? Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison."
"what has videos about it, is black and has white all over it a black fucked girl"