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Joke of the Day

"Someone should create a Trump parody Twitter account... That only retweets all the stuff he actually posts"

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"

"Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands? Because the girls always cling on him afterwards."

"My niece just yelled ""MY DINNER IS BETTER THAN YOUR DINNER"" so I looked over and she was eating doritos with a fork"

"What's the difference between fancy food and military food? Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!"

"What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !"

"Q:What is the only NFL team whose players have undergone a sex change operation? A: the Ben-gals"

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem walks into a bar... And I kid you not, he came out of NOWHERE"

"I've lost most of my hearing, but it's okay because it turns out the only thing people say to me is ""nothing, never mind."""

"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."