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Joke of the Day

"Someone should create a Trump parody Twitter account... That only retweets all the stuff he actually posts"

"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"

"A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except... the doctor said he was a little cockeyed."

"What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants"

"What do you call a group of hookers? A whorde."

"Having my oil changed today, but I need proof it's really changed. I've been hurt by oils before & I'm not going through that again."

"I named my dick money... 'Cause women love to blow it"

"Why did the sperm cross the road Because I put the wrong sock on this morning"

"Joined Match.com... And all I got was a lit cigarette"

"I often agree to let my kids sleep over at other people's houses, just to remind parents that there are kids who are way worse than theirs."