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Joke of the Day

"What breaks when u give it to a toddler? Her hips"

"Everyone is unique. Except you. You are not unique. You are the only not unique person in human history."

"Martial Arts for weak prisoners A new martial art similar to taekwondo is being developed for weak people that go to prison. It is named TyroneNo"

"It must get awkward when someone by accident makes one of those ""I let him get away with murder"" jokes around O.J Simpson."

"""If you don't let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you."" Liam Neeson returns in... TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER'S PISSED (Summer 2015)"

"My wife said we each needed to make sacrifices to make our relationship work. She was less than impressed with the dead goat I left in our kitchen."

"One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends."

"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."

"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"

"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America."