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Joke of the Day

"It must get awkward when someone by accident makes one of those ""I let him get away with murder"" jokes around O.J Simpson."

"Subway Jared ended his career just like how he started it... ...by trying to get into smaller pants"

"You know when your teacher is running ten minutes late and it feels like nobody is in charge? That's what Mexico feels like all the time."

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."

"I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile."

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? Dr.Dre"

"I went to a place to buy some weed, turns out they didn't have any but they sold some shoes... I don't know what those things were laced with but I was tripping all over the place."

"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"

"My friend Carlos got his car stolen We call him Los now"