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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jamaican redditor? [Le]mon"

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."

"In solidarity with peaceful Muslim communities around the world, I believe America should finally elect it's first Muslim president to a third term."

"Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job."

"I think my Maths teacher might have some relationship issues... She keeps asking us to find her 'x'."

"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."

"Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require? Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen."

"right before i die, i want to stuff myself with 100 chicken nuggets and blaze tf up"

"Have you heard about what happened to that biggest sausage party last weekend? Nobody came."

"The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company."