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Joke of the Day

"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."

"My friend got fired from his banking job... because he lost interest."

"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? It kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"" Why did Mozart kill his other chicken? To impress his Wolf-gang."

"I think I'm gonna just be a rapper. apparently you need zero experience, and zero talent to be a millionaire in the rap game now?"

"An interracial couple eating Cheerios and non-English speakers drinking Coke. We're a Benghazi pizza commercial away from a Texas secession."

"The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big BUT."

"If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I'm pretty sure I'd think I was having a miscarriage."

"What does a sandal do on Sunday's? It saves its sole."

"Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced."

"Half the fun of buying your child a piece-of-shit knock off game system is how mad they get when you refer to it as a ""Playstation""."