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Joke of the Day

"The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company."

"Based on statistics The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."

"The fact that we're supposed to reuse a vagina after a mini human has crawled out of it kinda bums me out."

"Why did the bird go to the restaurant? Tweet!"

"I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, ""This is why we have to stay in school"""

"Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist? They didn't get hit by Terrorists."

"Redimi2 - Bonita - Video Letra/Lyrics hola"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"

"What do a gas pump nozzle and a penis have in common? No matter how much you shake them, they still leak a little bit when you try and put them away."

"Jehovah's Witnesses They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes."