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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about what happened to that biggest sausage party last weekend? Nobody came."

"Last Jew to win a Heisman Trophy? Fred Goldman"

"Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team? Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I don't recommend it, it's quite time consuming."

"What do you call it when a jewish submarine operator is discriminated against for being gay? Subjugation."

"This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too."

"A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with Knock, knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Bruce Wayne!"

"Me: I have bad news about Bob. Friend: Bob from work or Bob that always fakes his own death? Me: *Drops shovel* Ut oh..."

"A hawk snatched my gf's chihuahua today.. ..it got rid of that annoying bitch for me in one fowl swoop."

"Mark Zuckerberg came up with the idea for Facebook when he was at a party & a racist uncle wrote a bible quote on a painting then poked him"