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Joke of the Day

"Me and my brother went to a homosexual Chinese restaurant. We both ordered 'the cream of sum yung gui'"

"Critics say Botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised."

"French scientists announced that they can finally successfully clone a rat! Thank goodness! This will solve the huge rat shortage."

"Hickory Dickory Dock... Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest escaped with minor injuries. (Something my grandfather told me when I was five)"

"A man is with his wife... Just look at the first comment, the joke is probably better."

"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""

"When runner-ups in reality shows say, ""I may not have won but I'm still a winner,"" do they understand how language and/or competition works?"

"I would tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it's too long."

"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""

"What has four wheels, and flies? A Garbage Truck."