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Joke of the Day

"What has four wheels, and flies? A Garbage Truck."

"Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy."

"What's the best part about dating a Patriots fan? They don't care if you cheat."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."

"Nothing's says I'm guilty of every crime imaginable quite like using your blinker to pull into your driveway..."

"Sent an email to my Mom. Now I'm at her place showing her how to open it."

"How did the escape artist annoy r/jokes?"

"Why didn't Thor like the party? It was too Loki."

"What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common? Both can knock you out at a party."

"My wife accused me of being transgender... So I packed her things and left."