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Joke of the Day
"A man is with his wife... Just look at the first comment, the joke is probably better."
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"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."
"What I lack in social skills, I make up for in hiding-from-people skills."
"How many vegans does it take to... None. Nobody needs fucking vegans for anything."
"What does a white trash girl say after sex? Get off me, Dad. You're squishing my smokes."
"Breastfeeding in public is a great way to get hit on. Especially if you forget to bring your baby."
"Subway is rolling out a new signature sub. Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'. It is served with less then 13 grams of fat."
"How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!"
"Why do black people have white hands and feet? Because everyone has a little bit of good in them."
"When children ask me where rain comes from, I pat their heads, shimmy up the nearest flag pole, and urinate on them."