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Joke of the Day

"Hickory Dickory Dock... Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest escaped with minor injuries. (Something my grandfather told me when I was five)"

"So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. Bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"I got thirsty on the ride to the carnival But the punch line was impossible to find."

"Shame that UFOs coincidentally stopped visiting just at the moment when high-resolution digital cameras became ubiquitous."

"My new years resolution for 2017 1920x1080"

"Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins? Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day."

"You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward."

"Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man? Because he always went Against All Odds."

"Dancing Prime Minister Dancing Chancellor of the Exchequer Dancing Lord Privy Seal -ABBA explores dance vis-a-vis constitutional monarchies"

"Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy."