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Joke of the Day
"Guys! I finally dusted my bedroom! And guess what? I HAVE A NIGHTSTAND!!!"
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"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."
"Someone told me my clothes were gay. I said, ""Yeah, they've just come out of the closet."""
"I turn 39 years old today. But they're Canadian years."
"Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass."
"I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open."
"I'm trying to teach my toddler how to headbang but he's pissed because he wants a bottle. I told him to save that anger for the mosh pit."
"What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard? A new last name."
"12 of my favorite anti-jokes"