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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust."
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"Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare."
"""Get off the phone"" ""Wash your hands"" ""Pull up your pants"" ""Make me dinner"" My son runs a pretty tight ship in our household"
"What do Donald Trump and the milk in my fridge have in common? It better get thrown out by November 8 or else I'm going to get violently sick."
"""It's the little things in life that make you laugh,"" my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart."
"I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, ""I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"""
"What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen."
"I'm clingy, but not "" Simon Cowell's t-shirt"" clingy."
"How does every racist joke start? *Looks around the immediate area*"
"Disney shouldn't have to post warning signs Don't their gators make a ticking sound as they approach?"