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Joke of the Day
"I broke up with my girlfriend because I'm pretty religious I'm a Presbyterian, and she was Satan"
Next Joke
"Two brothers were sitting on a plane One said the the other if the plane flies upside down, would we fall out? The other replies, no we'd still be friends."
"Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying ""keep in touch"" after they let you go."
"Why do witches not wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on their broom."
"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"
"I am sooo glad I was young, wild & crazy before there were cell phones & evidence."
"What concert is worth 45 cents? 50 cent with Nickelback"
"Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus"
"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""
"What's shorter than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer"