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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move? Islam Dunk"

"What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry? You're going to have to be a little patient."

"Did you hear about the gym employee that got fired? He didn't work out."

"I try to buy American, but I just can't find a good domestic finger trap."

"Patrick Star is so clueless It's like he lives under a rock or something"

"What's blue and sits on the toilet? A policeman doing his duty!"

"Give a man a jacket, and he will be warm for the day. Teach a man to jacket, and he will never leave his house."

"Why are Australians never late for work? Their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes."

"Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers."

"""I didn't choose the thug life."" I explain, entering an institution of higher learning."