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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move? Islam Dunk"
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"What's Princess Leia's first name? Comoniwanna."
"Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow"
"Two fat Scottish sounding women in my bar tonight... ""Hey, are you two from Scotland?"" I asked. ""It's WALES you fucking idiot,"" one yelled. I apologized, ""Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"""
"So I heard my gf fart for the first time...she denied it But I had already decided earlier, I'd never argue with my imaginary gf."
"How to solve issues with life expectancy The doctor has given me four months to live. I shot the doctor, The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved"
"Does size matter? Some women say size doesn't matter. Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow."
"What's an educated hole in the wall? A wisecrack."
"A man walks into a bar... A girl says hello....."
"i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers"