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Joke of the Day
"Spanish class joke: What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner? JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry."
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"What does it take to have a Beatles reunion? 2 more bullets"
"Scratching my head trying to recall... What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called ""Curl Up and Dye."""
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something."
"Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs? *tries to smoke a carrot* Yea I guess I'm feelin it"
"GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, ""I care for you. Don't do this"". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF."
"Why does the internet always mourn the death of politicians? Because they are always lion about everything."
"What do you call a myth from the middle east? A turban legend"
"I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging Ever since then, my muggings have been a lot more successful!"
"'Siri, am I an alcoholic?', I whisper into my burrito."