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Joke of the Day

"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks? The Mos Eisley can't even."

"Did you guys see the lunar eclipse the other night? I missed it, the earth was in the way."

"What do you call a line of iron cats? A Feline..."

"""She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it"" - my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt."

"You heard the rumour going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."

"Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom."

"People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar."

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."