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Joke of the Day
"I've satisfied every waitress I've met... With just the tip"
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"Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master? Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll see myself out..."
"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."
"Unfortunately, this month's Psychics Club meeting is cancelled... ... due to unforeseen circumstances."
"John said: ""Come forth, and receive eternal salvation."" However, John came fifth and got a toaster."
"Man, that's a cold joke... but, Icee what you did there."
"What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend? The knife has a point."
"No one is ever able to catch me. What country do I live? Iran"
"I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome."
"Unreliable eye witness testimony is the reason chameleons are nature's most elusive and successful serial killers."