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Joke of the Day

"John said: ""Come forth, and receive eternal salvation."" However, John came fifth and got a toaster."

"What is Baltimore's favourite instrument The lute"

"What kind of dog is the quietest? A ""shhh""nauzer"

"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."

"How many countries border Germany? Nein!"

"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake."

"I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing."

"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"

"What sucks about being black and jewish? You gotta stand at the back of the oven! Edit: I was at an [7] when typing this and fucked it up. It is better now. oven was bus. Changed bus to oven."