28983

Joke of the Day

"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."

"Just watched a guy in a shirt that read ""Jedi I am"" trip on a curb and fall. Jedi you are not sir"

"When i have sex it's a race to see who comes first ... me or the aspca"

"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."

"Q. ""Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?"" A. ""One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."""

"All my punishment tactics against my 8 year old were in vain until I threatened to transfer her most valued Pokemon to the Professor"

"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"

"Selling Darwinian birds: 5 for $5 Buck finches; get money."

"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."

"I think we need to stop having such a bad reaction to the fine bros... We may get sued."