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Joke of the Day

"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."

"the dead are the best people to not show respect to. suck it, anonymous author of the epic of gilgamesh. I can run& breathe. your just bones"

"I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now."

"best funny prank pakistan you cannot stop your laughing nice one"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila"

"Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon."

"Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"[Different version] How to be insulting Never mind, you wouldn't get it"

"I dated a soccer player once. I also learned a new word that's in poor taste to yell out during climax."

"How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant? He asked her to do an essay. [Also, I'm latin]"