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Joke of the Day

"No one is ever able to catch me. What country do I live? Iran"

"Maybe it's just the mushrooms talking, but I should probably write down everything they say."

"I found a place with a 98% recycling rate /r/jokes"

"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""

"I was going to write a joke... but I'm not that funny."

"Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."

"When everything else in life fails you, there's always Twitter."

"Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born."

"The contestants on Jeopardy are always asking the stupidest questions. ""What is bronze?"" Read a book, you dummies."

"Got so drunk last week that I married a thermostat Talk about turning the heat up on a relationship."