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Joke of the Day
"Girl you are like a fine oriental rug... ...you'd look great on hardwood."
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"What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!"
"So a pimp is berating one of his girls nsfw ""You've got no tits and your cunt's too small"" ""Fuck you. Get off my back."""
"You - ""Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"" Friend - ""No?"" You - ""Didn't think so"""
"I just ran 4.1 Kms and realized you can write anything you want after that and no one will read it purple monkey dishwasher."
"This man is frank and earnest with women... In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. - Henny Youngman (for a Monday morning pick-me-up.)"
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all"
"What's a jewish man's favourite song? Tanakh Tanakh Tun"
"I went to the store to get six cans of sprite... ...But when I got home I discovered that I'd picked 7-up."
"Reasons I Don't Smoke Pot"