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Joke of the Day

"This man is frank and earnest with women... In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. - Henny Youngman (for a Monday morning pick-me-up.)"

"Mechanic said I blew a seal... Technically, it was a sea lion, but more importantly, how did he even know?"

"Online guy: wanna chat I'm 9 inches Me: i'm 58 you would barely reach the middle of my shin how could we hold hands on our wedding day"

"My favourite Haiku Space is limited In a haiku, so it's hard To finish what you"

"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar. They get shitfaced."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field."

"Just shoveled for 30 minutes so the pizza guy could deliver my food Priorities"

"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""

"""I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down"" ~Bowling pins"

"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."