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Joke of the Day

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all"

"After hearing a lot of Oscar Pistorius jokes I find them disgusting. Frankly I won't stand for them and neither will he."

"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."

"How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day? Solo"

"I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.' 'That's a bit far fetched!'"

"You'll never know what you want until someone says you can't have it."

"I had an odd-job man in to help me do some work around the house. I gave him a list of 10 things to do. He only did numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts!"

"Do you know what's fucking intense? Camping with your girlfriend."

"So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed. The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep drag and says, ""Well, I guess that answers that question..."""