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Joke of the Day

"I went to the store to get six cans of sprite... ...But when I got home I discovered that I'd picked 7-up."

"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"My Son's #1 Concern When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"What's red and has two legs? Half a cat"

"[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia? Me: I am. I'm in Estonia"

"Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers"

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"

"What's 50 Cent's new name? 50 Drachma."

"If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific"