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Joke of the Day

"""To each their own"" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you."

"Dating a single mother.... It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."

"What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!"

"I don't see why being an astronaut is so hard, school teachers do it. Get in the rocket, rocket goes up, rocket blows up. I could do that."

"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."

"Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?"

"I'm not sure churches are the best places for PokeStops... a priest just asked me in and offered me a Slowpoke edit: whoops, rip inbox. don't get sucked in by priests, kiddies."

"Why did it rain on Christmas Eve? Because of Santa and his Raindeer."

"What's the difference between the G-Spot and Jack Daniels? I'll actually look for the Jack Daniels."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo and I got lookout!"