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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure churches are the best places for PokeStops... a priest just asked me in and offered me a Slowpoke edit: whoops, rip inbox. don't get sucked in by priests, kiddies."

"How do you catch an Elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and line the outside with peas. So when the Elephant comes to take a pea, you can kick him in the ash hole."

"Now a Days never ask a ... Never ask: ... A Woman Her Age.! . > > . A Man his Salary.!!! . . . ANd Now a days.... A students , His Percentage... . Its hurts source: http://www.newgags.com"

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."

"There are 1000 shopping carts inside this Walmart, yet I always pick the one with the wheel that makes everyone look like a meth addict."

"What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes? A redditor"

"currently imagining a redditor choking on an uncooked hotdog and trying to wheeze out ""epic fail"" before losing consciousness"

"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."

"my Liam Nissan is missing from the parking lot it's been taken 2014"

"BISON DAD: good bye, son. BISON SON: thank you, dad."