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Joke of the Day
"What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!"
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"What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck"
"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."
"My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. We are in a serious relationship."
"I never understood why people get buried in suits. When I die bury me in my PJ's. If I'm gonna be sleeping that long I wanna be comfortable."
"Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear."
"What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries"
"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"Son and Dad Joke Son: Dad, when i look down i have 4 balls. How is that possible ? Dad: I'm fucking your ass, son."
"Dave is coming over. Dave from work or loud and obvious Dave? Outside: THIS RAIN HAS MADE ME WET. I AM WEARING PANTS. MY EYES ARE BLINKING."